After a week of retro carbloading (is that a thing..?) I finally feel strong enough to write up our experiences of the 2010 Oxfam Japan Trailwalker. In case you hadn’t heard, all 4 Snailwalkers finished in 42 hours 28 minutes. Considering the weather and conditions, we’re all pretty ecstatic with that result.
A lot of people have been asking me what it was like to walk that 100km in 48 hours in the rain, hail, mud and sub-zero temperatures. As has been pointed out on many other write-ups I’ve seen, it’s basically impossible to describe the psychological torment of that 100km, and to try just trivializes it.
So here’s an alternative approach – I’ve turned our experiences into a board game for you to play at home. It’s the closest thing you will get to actually experiencing a 100km in the rain without having to go to all the effort of walking anywhere. Enjoy.
Trailwalker Snakes and Ladders
You will need:
1. Four relatively unfit people
2. A dice
3. 10 onigiri, 5 bananas, 5 instant pastas and 15 litres of sports drink
4. A shower
5. An ill-placed sense of adventure
6. A lot of heart
7. 48 hours
How to play
1. Print out the board
2. Find 4 things to use as markers – 4 onigiri will do fine.
3. Cook up an instant pasta and sit in the shower
4. Take it turns to roll the dice and follow the instructions on the board,
5. All 4 players must reach the finish to complete the game. If you beat our time of 42 hours 28 minutes please let me know!
Good luck!



Brilliant snakes and ladders board!
Sounds like you went through it, big time.
Makes our 100km jaunt along the South Downs in July seem like a toddler’s training walk
Hope you are all fully recovered, blister-free and justifiably proud of yourselves.
Fancy sharing your top tips?
Clare
One Step Beyond
UK Trailwalker 2010
P.S. What’s Onigiri?!
This is total GENIUS! Downloaded it, printed it, laminated it and making everyone we know PLAY it. Hope to catch up with you all sometime very soon, preferably on a trail laden with snacks and cocktails, rather than that mud – which is still everywhere. Your biggest fans, Dee, Tee & The Soundtracks x x x
Hilarious, daahling, hilarious…
Superb
Fantastic!! I love this. I will bring it to play when we have our post-race celebration for our team (AardvarkIII – when the blisters heal).
In fact, it is definitely worth donating a little on your fund raising page for this – (here, right? http://original.justgiving.com/snailwalkers) Thanks guys – and well done!!