Medical Update - Reza’s Left Knee !!

30 04 2008

As if this team needed another member to be submitting a “medical update” !!!

Well, as Paul W wrote in his detailed summary of Training #5 to Kumotori-san, I damaged my knee about 4-5km before reaching the peak lodge (Kumotori-Sanso) Saturday night. It had started sending me little “notices” much earlier in the day, but at one point, when we were struggling along the muddy and snowy trails, it basically went from the simple FYI Notes to a full blown Executive Memorandum ! It was excruciating as I could not put any weight on it in any type of “downhill” movement. When going uphill, it was fine, I could put my weight on it and push off … but going downhill, the full body weight would drop on it and I would feel weakness (side to side wobble) in the knee in supporting the weight.

Anyway, it made Sunday quite a challenge … but long live Aleve ! I was popping them like M&M’s (don’t tell the doc) and they did the job for a good bit of the return trip … until the very last descent down to the road, at which point it was seriously painful. So apologies to Paul for having slowed our pace on Sunday … I just did not (could not) go any faster. But I think we still made good time on our return … apart from the “off-course” bit :)

OK … as for the prognosis … I have a severely swollen Fibular Lateral Collateral Ligament (LCL) of the left knee. Nothing can fix it except rest, massages and hot pads … so I’m on it. Needless to say, I will not be doing the next training hike … but having done the first five, I’m feeling quite positive. And yes, I have gone out and purchased knee braces to be added to my gear inventory. L-Breath is making a ton of money from all these Oxfam participants !! :)

By the way, it’s only Wednesday and it is feeling better … still quite sore … bit still, I have no concerns that it will impact my ability to participate … especially now that I have the knee braces … for BOTH knees.

I guess it was just a matter of time before my body would remind me of my age ! :(



“This isn’t going to be an adventure story, is it?”

28 04 2008

This weekend Reza and I planned a bigger hike than usual - a 2 day epic up and down Kumotori-san  - at 2017m the highest mountain in Kanto. I had already climbed a shorter version of this hike with the wife almost a year ago to the day, so I thought I knew roughly what to expect. I was wrong - this time, the mountain had an attitude.

 

Day one: Owa to Kumotori-sanso lodge

 

Things got off to a shaky start as we tried to find transport to the trailhead - the express train from Ikebukero was full so we ended up meeting on the slower train out to Mitsumineguchi. From the station, we tried to find a bus to the cable-car which signified the start of the trail. We were told via a text message translation from a bus drivers mobile phone that “the cable car was abolished”. Dark musings were shared over the “incident” that had occurred here some years earlier which led to the closure of the ropeway. Visions of screaming hikers and pilgrims crashing into the valley were hard to shake off. Since we were planning to hike up anyway for the training, we made the international sign language for “we don’t need the cable-car, we will be walking up to the shrine” (2 waggling fingers), and with this the bus driver made the international sign language for “I understand, jump on and I will tell you where to get off the bus at the derelict cable car station ” (a wave onto the bus).

 

The first leg of the hike was an exhausting but quite exhilarating climb up from the deserted cable-car station to Mintsumine-jinja shrine at an elevation of 1090m. The climb took us about 75 minutes - pretty good going. As we climbed above the cloud layer at about 800m, the moisture level increased perceptibly with every foot step. Once we had reached he top, visibility was down to about 20m and it was very damp. The shrine was atmospheric: mossy and misty, earthy and ethereal. It was mostly deserted due to the weather and lack of cable-car, only one or two other hardy souls had driven themselves up there to wander around this 2000 year old site. Shadows drifted in and out of the huge temple gates in the fog, made human only by the distinguishable silhouettes of the occasional umbrella.

After a 10 min tour of the shrine, we headed for  the trail proper. it was now about 1:00 pm, and we reckoned we had 5-6 hours of daylight to get to the lodge - a walk that the lonely planet put at 3-5 hours. lemon squeezy. Off we set. (in a film we might cut here to a scene some hours later, night has fallen, we are sodden and shaking, shouting into the night as we hear a rustling close-by in the snow-laden woods… but all in good time…..)

 

The shrine was at 1090m, and already well into the clouds. As we started to climb, we started to debate what the weather at 2000m was going to be like. We had already phoned ahead a few days earlier and reserved at the lodge. Our original plan had been to start this hike late, and hike through the night to get there. The lodge people had warned us in no uncertain terms about the stupidity of that plan due to the couple of  feet of snow at the top, so we had some idea of what to expect. As we gained altitude the weather deteriorated badly - first the rain came, then the rain turned to sleet, then the sleet turned to hail, then the hail turned into icy snow. We seemed to be climbing up through precipitation most-wanted list. At about 15:00 we had a brief respite, just after a wet lunch on an exposed outcrop, we noticed a small patch of blue above us and the sun started to fight through the clouds. We were treated to some fleeting and breathtaking views of a rainbow diving into a cloudy valley to the east of the ridge we were following, but within a few minutes it was back to the downpour and we hunkered down for some more uncomfortable walking in the sleet.

 

Despite the weather, our pace was going OK, and I was confident we would reach the lodge before dark.

At this point we saw the only other hiker we would see on the entire trail - a worried looking Japanese fellow. He looked at us pityingly, and pointed to his cramponed feet and frowned at our shoes. We shrugged - it was bad, but crampons? bit  OT surely. He tried to give Reza a pair of gloves. It was clear that he thought we were bonkers, and I’m sure we would have made an appearance as the crazy unprepared gaijins on his blog if he happens to keep one. We continued along the trail….and then we hit the snowline.

 

While the path was still fairly well defined from previous hikers, it was hard going without crampons and our pace slowed considerably. We went over a few mini-peaks as we continued the ascent, and then came to the most awful section - an icy traverse around the side of the ridge. This was very treacherous - the ice and snow was melting, so half the path was covered in a slanting mush of melting slippery ice, the other half was a sloshy, slippery muddy mess - all at an angle, and all cut into a foot wide traverse on the steep slope of the mountain. We slowed to  a crawl as we picked our way along this ridiculous path. Walking on the ice was almost impossible - even flat it would have been a challenge, and the mud was so close to the precipice of the path that it was no better. We tried to pick our path through any previous footsteps we could find, venturing only near the edge when necessary. At one point, with no warning the melting ice gave way under my foot and I slipped onto the muddy edge of the path. It was so damp, the entire side of the path just gave out and a large section of muddy path with my foot still on it went over the side. I had a split second to look around for a tree or some undergrowth to grab onto. Failing to find anything to grab, I went off the side of the path and onto the slope - slipping about 4-5 meters down the freezing mud-slide of slope. I  lay myself as flat as I could to the slope and dug my hands into the mud to try and slow myself down (thank god Sam had put my gloves in and I had decided to wear them). Eventually I slammed into a tree and grabbed onto one of the branches to stop my fall. I dug my feet into the roots near the trunk, and caught my breath. Looking below me I  saw the slope continue indefinitely, I was lucky to have crashed into the tree before I picked up any more speed - this could have been very nasty. After a few minutes to get my breath back and lower the heart-rate, I made my way back up the slope to the path, grabbing at damp branches and scrambling back up the freezing mud. Back on the path, we continued a bit more cautiously than before. Even so, I still had a further 2 more tumbles on this path - although in both cases I managed to stop myself going over the side by grabbing trees or rocks. These were tough conditions - about as tough as I could ever remember trying to walk in, and it was getting darker by the minute…

 

It was now about 18:00 and well into dusk, we knew we were close - probably within a few miles - of the lodge, but the going was very slow now and we started to realize this was going to turn into a night-hike after all. The path was alternating between semi-open stretches on the sun-facing side of the mountain where the ice had melted, and hideous icy traverses in the near pitch black on the other side of the ridge. The lone Japanese hiker was still behind us, and we started to time our pace so he was always close by in case the worse should happen. It was at this point that Reza let out  a yelp and grabbed his knee - I looked behind and saw him limping - his knee clearly had a knack for timing and had chosen right now as the time to give out. We carried on…

 

We were still seeing occasional signs for our destination, but the distances were counting down incredibly and inexplicably slowly .. we saw 1.7 km, then after 20 minutes of walking we saw another sign with 1.6 km. By 18:30 it was pitch black, and we donned our head-lamps. By now my heart was racing and I knew we were in a potentially dangerous situation. I could feel myself starting to panic as I considered the situation. Wet through, rain and sleet pouring down on us, deep in the woods in the dark, a slippery icy path I had already fallen off of 3 times, and Reza’s knee giving him, as he put it, a “f*ck you” at every step. And now, my mind was playing tricks… soon after night fell, we heard a scrabbling in the bushes. My immediate thought was of bears - hadn’t I read somewhere that they are nocturnal hunters? The ubiquitous Japanese bear-bell I had been mocking for all this time suddenly seemed like the most essential piece of kit in the world. We shouted out “Hello” and “Konnichiwa”, either to scare off whatever it was, or hopefully hear the response of another waylaid hiker. I’m still not sure which I believed more likely. A crunching of twigs was the only response we got. My heart-rate pounding, I then had a sudden lack of confidence in our route. I’d done this hike in better conditions a year earlier, and I remembered the final ascent to the peak had 2 routes - a direct uphill, and a long winding path that spiraled up the mountain, and hit the top from behind. I became convinced that we had missed the lodge at the base of the final ascent, and were now merrily making our way up that long slow spiral to the peak. It would take hours to get there, and we would be stuck on the bare mountain-top having missed the lodge! Should we turn around and head back? could I recall missing any turnings? How long should we carry on for? After another 15 minutes or so, we heard another noise behind us, and looking back could see a pin-prick of light. Assuming the bears were not generally equipped with head-lamps, we assumed it was a fellow hiker and waited - glad of the company and assuming safety in numbers. Here was the same lone-hiker we had crossed paths with again and again on the ascent - and I for one was glad to see him. We tried to establish if we were still heading towards the lodge and not up the mountain, but through the rain, wind and lack of a common language, failed. Only one option then.. .

 

The path didn’t get much better, and we had a few obstacles thrown in our way - including the odd felled tree which made the path impenetrable. At one point we were scrambling up a muddy scree slope to get back on the path that fallen trees had pushed us off. After about an hour of walking in the dark, we covered the final few kilometers, and finally saw a tent off to one side of the path. This was our first sign we had stumbled into the camping ground next to the lodge, and sure enough through the trees and the cloud-fog we could now make-out the glow of lights from the lodge. I remember saying something rather melodramatic like “we’re not going to die after all”  - not really meaning it. Well, maybe a little bit.

 

As we stumbled into the lodge, myself still covered from head to toe in mud from my earlier fall, Reza in a similar but not quite as bedraggled state, we saw the other Japanese hikers who had already arrived, changed, fed and watered, hunkered around the heaters in the front hall. All faces turned to us with disbelief as we crashed through the front door looking like a Japanese hikers nightmare. A few minutes later the other lone-hiker strolled in, his full body waterproofs without a speck of mud on them. I honestly don’t know how they manage to keep so clean hiking. We tucked into the lodge meal of rice, Japanese hamburger and miso soup with hot matcha, laughing almost hysterically at having got here in one piece. With a hearty meal inside us we collapsed onto our futons for some well-deserved kip.

 

Day two: Kumotori-sanso to Okutama

 

The next day at breakfast (apparently a meal served at 4:30 is still called breakfast) we met 2 other gaijin called Andy and Andy. They had a story even worse than ours - they had set off from the same start point as us but 3 hours later - they finished up at the lodge at 11:00 pm. Unbelievably, one of them didn’t even have a waterproof jacket. They had spent 5 hours walking in the dark, rain , sleet and snow and apparently  at one point were considering turning around and walking back for 6 hours to the start having almost given up hope of reaching the lodge. It got me thinking why all the mountain rescues signs you see are in Japanese when it is clearly the f*ckwit gaijin like ourselves and them who are most likely to be in need of assistance.

 

The next day things calmed down a bit - the rain stopped, although the cloud didn’t drop. We made the final 45 minute to the peak in daylight the next morning, and were treated to a wonderful vista of the inside of clouds. No pictures to post – just hold you nose close up to a blank sheet of A4 and you’ll get roughly the idea. If this mountain was anything, it was bloody belligerent - it had chewed us up and spat us out the day before, and wasn’t even prepared to give us a view for our efforts.

The long, gradual descent off the mountain took us another 8 hours. We bumped into the Gaijin Andy’s from the lodge a few times on the way down - we were following the same maps in lonely planet after all. For the final hour we were adopted by a friendly Japanese chap, (incidentally breaking snail-walker rule # 3 and hiking in jeans) who was happily pointing out all local flora to us as we strolled down into the sunlit valley below the clouds. “Good for smoking”, we kept trying to joke as he gave us the Japanese plant names, but he didn’t get it - even with the repeated addition of the international sign language for smoking a bifta.

 

Somehow we had taken a wrong turn so ended up heading down into a valley from where we had to take a bus back to the station, rather than walking back to the station itself. When we eventually arrived at a bus stop, there was a 2 hour wait for the next bus so we bullied our Japanese friend into booking a taxi for us from a nearby payphone. Arriving back at the station 20 mins later, we climbed out of the taxi right in front of the Andy’s who had just finished their trek down off of Kumotori-san. “Come on guys, that’s cheating” was their greeting.

 

Arriving home on Sunday afternoon, I unpacked my still sopping wet kit in the hallway, forbidden  from taking one step into the house by stern-wife-eyeing-clothes-suspiciously. I’d forgotten the golden rule of hiking which is put everything in your rucksack in a plastic bag – so consequently my Ipod, wallet, a couple of books were all waterlogged and dripping. As I unpacked the books I chuckled to myself - I had a taken a book to read on the train, but ended up only reading the introduction. It had seemed too heavy to read when I was in good spirits on the way to the hike, and redundant as I was returning home. “Heart of Darkness” went back on the bookshelf, sodden and unread.

 



Paul W’s shoppping list

28 04 2008

After hiking through some “challenging” conditions at the weekend, the following is going straight onto my shopping list for the trailwalker:

  • Waterproof rucksack shell
  • Waterproof map holder
  • Waterproof trousers
  • Waterproof gloves
  • Compass (preferably waterproof)

See if you can spot the theme.



interesting fact this…

24 04 2008

If you are out in the trail in the coming summer months, remember this: Mosquitos are twice as attracted to blue than any other color and appear to love people who’ve just eaten bananas.  God help you if you are a blue banana.



Training #4 (Event Start to Checkpoint 1 & 2)

23 04 2008

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Theme of the Day: Aaaaaaarrrrrgh !!

Who: Paul W, Khilan & Reza
When: April 20, 2008
Where: Event Start (Odawara) to Checkpoint 1 & 2
Navigator: Paul W
Distance: 21 km (Total To Date: 69.7 km)
Duration: 6:00 (Total To Date: 23:25)
Altitude (Max): 850 m

PHOTOS: Check out all the photos on Flickr.com or RezaK.com

Reference Links:
Oxfam Trail Description (Start - CP1)
Oxfam Trail Description (CP1 - CP2)

The Day Before: All was on schedule and going well … did about 15K on the stationary bike the day before to get the legs ready … packed the backpack … had my reserved seat on the Shinkansen … had a quality dinner & got a good night sleep …

Getting To Odawara: All was going well … got to the station … got on the train … was well on my way … and then I decided to set my Polar watch so that I don’t have the issues I had on Training #3 … and BOOM! Got into the “options” view and the watch froze! Tried everything to “re-boot”, and nothing doing … it was frozen on that screen! Aaaaaaarrrrrgh !! (Part I)

Now I know why as a watch collector, I absolutely hate digital watches. To top it off, as we were planning on doing the first two segments of the actual event, I was really looking forward to gathering some quality/actual metrics. So much for that! Psychologically, I decided that it was going to be a miserable day! :

Getting to the “Start”: Seemed simple enough … met up with Paul W & Khilan, got out of the station, saw the sign to the Shiroyama Track & Field and on we went … and of course, within the first 10 minutes, we were lost ! We haven’t even started the hike and we were lost already! Aaaaaaarrrrrgh !! (Part II) Anyway, after 45 minutes, a miserable hill and a useless 1.5K, we finally got to the Track & Field location.

Off We Go … But Which Way? So we finally got underway at 9:00am sharp from the starting line. Right off the bat, we looking at the Oxfam directions, and realize they are simply terrible. We could not even figure out the first turn! Aaaaaaarrrrrgh !! (Part III) The initial 4-5 turns were very confusing and unclear. Granted that on the actual day, there will be 800 people there, but still, the directions should be much better! The good news is, it seems the organizers have heard from a number of teams on this issue and are now providing more clear directions on their website. Anyway, we finally got on the trail and off we went.

We were well on our way and by now I had started to cool down from the watch fiasco and the misery of finding the start line. Soon after the start, just as we entered the wooded area, Paul found his Holy Grail of hiking sticks! … a perfectly straight, nicely cut, piece of bamboo … the man was happy! :) … but we’ll get to that a bit later!! So we were just finding our groove when Khilan disappeared! Huh, where was he? While Paul took a mini break, I went back and right around the turn, poor Khilan was bent over, stretching his back ! Damn … the news was not good … Khilan had re-aggravated his lower back, which was already tweaked towards the end of Training #3. With some serious vertical climbs ahead of us, he decided to retire for the day and not aggravate it more … and on that note, he started to make his way back :( Aaaaaaarrrrrgh !! (Part IV) … and so, Paul and I moved on …

The more we walked along the first segment, the more we realized the weakness (and I’m being polite!) of the guidance and directions given in the Oxfam Mapbook. The good news is that they have now posted more detailed directions on their website for each of the segments. Needless to say, we did not have the detailed material… and unfortunately we missed a very critical turn from the main road into the wooded trail. Aaaaaaarrrrrgh !! (Part V)

Having gone quite a bit past that point, we had a look at the map and realized we were at least moving in parallel to the trail and so, we decided to continue. We eventually found a path which would get us back onto the the main trail at Mt. Tonomine peak at 566m. Our estimate is that we probably did an extra 1.5k as a result of this snafu. Anyway, from there it was an easy downhill, through some beautiful bamboo and eventually to CP1 at the Amidaji shrine.

We were feeling quite fresh following the downhill to Amidaji and so we decided to move straight onto CP2 … and then suddenly … WAIT A MINUTE … Where’s Paul’s pole???? Aaaaaaarrrrrgh !! (Part Vi) But no worries … it was not far behind … it was just up the small hill back at the shrine where we stopped for some fresh water. So as I devoured a sandwich, Paul went back up to get his beloved bamboo stick :) With the Holy Walking Stick recovered, we continued down the hill and made our way to the start of the segment towards CP2 … and by the way, here again, the directions were abysmal !! Aaaaaaarrrrrgh !! (Part VII)

OK … so finally, after this very long winded introduction, we were at the foot of what was advertised as a very nasty, miserable uphill … well, I’ll keep it short in my description … it was all of that and more!! They should simply rename CP1-CP2 … and there are so many options : The Gauntlet, The Beast, Climb to Hell, etc.

Even though the overall segment is 10K … At it’s core is a non-stop vertical climb of 700m over a mere 4Km distance … with a variety of terrain: heavy rocks, deep forest roots, painfully vertical steps and your very basic straight up ramp (make sure you check out the photos). In summary, it is a 10K crash course (crash being the operative word) for your ankles, knees, thighs, hamstrings and let’s not forget your lower back.

The classic saying will certainly hold true here… “separating the men from the boys!!”

What a climb! Aaaaaaarrrrrgh !! (Part VIII … IX)

Anyway … I’ll keep it simple from here … we just kept going and going … and the psychological pain here was not seeing the end. On the upside, as we have now done it, it should feel better during the actual event as we will be more familiar with the terrain and the key markers which will give an indication as to when this hellish climb will come to an end !! On the way, we passed Mt. Yusaka … where we crossed about 50 Japanese going the other way … average age 65 !!! Yikes !! … Mt. Sengen at 804m … and eventually Mt. Takanosu at 850m. We even crossed paths with a Japanese team which was also training for the 100K event.

Well, we finally made it to CP2 designated by the Hakone Ashinoyu Flower Center. We were spent! Tired, winded and basically in need of a quality rest. Luckily, the bus stop back to Odawara was right in from of us … and the next bus was only a 10 minute wait … what we did not expect was a 90 minute ride back to the train station !!! The traffic was absolutely crazy … and so, yes, there is still room for a final Aaaaaaarrrrrgh !! (Part X)

So … After a long bus ride back to the Odawara station, we made our way back to Tokyo.

Final note … It was not until a couple of days later that Paul and I realized that given the CP2-CP3 terrain (all downhill) and it’s short distance (5.5 Km), we should have simply continued and done that bit as well … Oh well … Next time ! :)

…. well … sorry for that very long winded summary … but believe me, that CP1-CP2 bit seemed way longer and much more painful :) With all that said, I’m really glad we did it.

What will remain a question/concern is the volume of participants (800) and how that will impact progress along these two very early and very challenging stages.

See you next week for Training Hike #5 as we plan on doing a 2-day, overnight hike to get familiar with our gear and our night time hiking abilities.

Cheers … Reza



Fundraising Update

23 04 2008

As of April 18th ( the latest figures available ) Oxfam Japan has received 8.9 million yen, almost double the figure from 10 days prior. Thats around 85,000 US dollars or 42,000 UK pounds. Thanks to the generosity of the Snailwalkers sponsors, our team target of 4,000 pounds is edging closer.

Another picture from the Oxfam files on how the money is used :

Donkey provided by Oxfam in Darfur

( This smile is from Darfur, Sudan. An image search on Google is all the context necessary )



Training #4 (Coming Soon !!)

22 04 2008

Keep this in mind … Once I post the blog for Training #4, the Theme of the Day will be listed as “Aaaaaaarrrrgh!!!” … and well, it seems that it even extends to our blog software (WordPress) … as it currently does not allow me to insert any images!! Where’s the fun in that?

So please stay tuned :(



Fragile old thing called “the back”

22 04 2008

I’ve been silent on the blogs for a few weeks now. Mostly out of lack of time. That said, it is unfair to the you lot reading the blogs, so the post.

About three weeks ago, on the Takao-Jimba ascent morning my back gave out. This was 10 metres from my building’s front door. Gingerly walking back, I was cursing as this was a fantastic day to be out in “nature”.

This Sunday just gone, about 4-5km into the Start -> CP1 section my back gave out again. Lower back to be more precise. The pain is incredible. I’ve had issues with my back in the past (10 years ago) and those were treated sucessfully. This was a rude reminder that treatment does not equal cure.

After calling off the hike yesterday, I gingerly walked almost all of the way back to Odawara station - no buses or taxis in sight.

Today is crunch day! We have a meeting of the SnailWalkers executive board to decide on strategies, and AOB. My back will be AOB :-)



The 10 snail-walking rules (cont…): #6-8

22 04 2008
With another couple of training hikes behind us, I think we’re ready for a few more pearls of snailwalking wisdom.
Rule 6: Be Zen. Zen is all about getting lost in a moment, forcing your brain to stop judging and analyzing and living purely in the “now”. It struck me as we were doing that retarded uphill climb from CP 1 to CP2 that hiking is actually a good way to understand zen. you find yourself with a huge, seemingly impossible goal ahead of you, in this case get from the bottom to the top of a very high pile of rocks. The beauty is that no analysis or judgement is needed to achieve the goal - its inevitable that if you just keep taking one step after another , you are guaranteed to reach the summit. The same extends for the entire 100km - its just a couple of thousand ‘now’ moments of taking one step after another until you hit the goal. There’s an expression I heard once in Japan which I think beautifully sums it up - roughly translated to “Dust makes the mountain”. Nike got close as well with “Just do it”.
Rule 7: consider a walking stick - I find it handy for keeping balance on serious downhills and helping drive the body weight up on uphills, but they’re not for everybody. I certainly never use 2 poles, although people claim its better for distributing strain and load across your body. The main reason for using a stick is to make you feel like a proper walker, and for bashing trees and plants down as you walk around Hakone national park (joke, pls dont disqualify us). Fact: you always feel more outdoorsy with a chopped off branch in your hand. Finding that perfect walking stick usually preoccupies me for the first hour or so of any hike as I hunt the undergrowth at the side of the path for lopped branches that might make a good stick. Yesterday I found the best walking stick of all time - a true keeper made of a bit of freshly-cut bamboo found by the side of the road. Bamboo is very light, very strong, and smooth so you don’t get blisters on your hand. I liked it so much I had to climb back up a hill when I realized I’d left it behind after a break.
Rule 8: Boo Chafing! This used to be the worse part of hiking for me, and a big concern for me was worrying about having to walk like a t-rex for 60 km due to friction burns on my nether regions. Luckily theres some good dri-fit underwear out there now, which wicks the moisture away and prevents the sweat which causes the rubbing and pain. Mizuno do a great range in “science friction” gruds - either a long-john, full length or shorter boxer. Pick them up in L-Breathe as normal. Since I started wearing these, hiking has been much more comfortable. Reza has also recommended rubbing a liberal amount of vaseline over your feet before putting on your hiking socks to prevent blisters, I’ll be testing that one out next week..


Hats unbelievable

21 04 2008

It is often the case that a pursuit as seemingly simple as, well, lets take running, can be made into something superhuman by a subtle combination of marketing and a blokey weakness for gadgets. I speak from some authority on the latter. An activity that is hitherto considered normal for anyone over the age of three can become a challenge only to be pursued with the very finest of equipment and the very latest in technology. I’ve realised one of the ways that this occurs is the compartmentalisation and relentless specialisation of once broad categories ( “running” ) into endless niches. Sprinting, hurdles, cross-country, “distance”, trailrunning, marathoning, iron-man, over-pronators, under-pronators… it goes on.

There are shoes and equipment specific to each of these. There is even the catch-all “cross training” shoe and accessories for those that haven’t had the time to read all the discipline-specific literature to be able to work out what branch of running they are actually doing.  If you were to wear, say, a jogging shoe while cycling, or a tennis shoe while vacuuming, all manner of bad things reportedly will happen.

Which is odd. Because I remember as a child only having one pair of shoes. These sufficed for school and also for ‘trailrunning’. It wasn’t called that at the time. It was called “running for miles through the local wood pretending to launch attacks on hidden German spy encampments”. Trailrunning is easier on the copywriter. Those shoes worked for every sort of rapid foot-powered transport in between, too. The only time you bought a new pair was when you wore the old pair out, or, being a child, when your feet grew.

Even when I was 14, after I got a job* and could finally afford a pair of Adidas trainers, I dont recall there being much to choose from. You just got the ones with the 3 stripes on the side and the daily teasing moved to someone else. Easy.

Now if I was 14 I’d have to have about eight pairs of trainers just to ensure I had all my daily activities covered. Not to mention the sport-specific socks, “wicking” underwear and breathable-yet-waterproof jacket spun from threads of pure unobtainium. I only had one coat back then too, of course. Now if you asked me how many jackets I have hanging up in the wardrobe, I’d have to answer, well, I’d probably avoid your gaze and mumble.

Can I call time on this one though ? Trailrunning-specific hats. You read that correctly.

I can’t think of anything more to say. A review that begins “running hats aren’t new, the performance and safety features they offer have improved greatly in the last year and a half, said Dana “fruitcake” Ross, the running gear and running apparel buyer for Paragon Sports in Manhattan”

You may read about the greatly improved performance of these amazing headwear items for yourselves here ; 

http://trailrunningsoul.com/trs/2008/04/11/gear-test-running-hats/#more-880

High performance ? This is your hat

*petrol-pump attendant. I’d need a special pair of shoes for that today.